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dipl0mat:

Does someone want to apply to be my kind-of boyfriend so that when I feel like love and affection and all that shit we can cuddle and eat Ben & Jerry’s and spoon and when I’m super horny we can have sex and then when I’m in an “I hate everyone mood” I can just ignore your texts and you won’t even mind because yeah that would be good tbh

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Posted October 1 with 136 notes
  • Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together and we'd probably fuck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.
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